Currently being a laptop wanker in cafe Nero. Still no wifi at the gaff, anything good happen in the last week or so since I’ve been here?

Link pls

Yeah. Swear the dung one I found ages ago was from a farm park or zoo or similar, so was much more exotic dung.
Dung to me implies… elephant. Hippo. Big cat. Whereas pig says… shit, IMO. Very different substances.

Her tiktok username is @hollychalmerss and she has loads of cool little videos :slight_smile:

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morning (just) all :wave:

boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh? been on an epic trip into town including:

  • dropping a parcel off at the post office!
  • getting my eyes tested and getting two new pairs of glasses!
  • buying a big bottle of ketchup and a bag of Doritos from Sainsbo’s!

can’t say doing all that when it was really warm* whilst wearing a mask the whole time was much fun, but all very necessary so that I can do absolutely fuck all this afternoon guilt free

this afternoon: :cricket_bat_and_ball: :video_game: :computer: :tropical_drink: :fries:

(*apparently it’s only 21°C here but felt loads warmer that than)

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Postman’s just been! Thank you so much @wileycat I love it!

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feel like this would be ideal for @pervo’s creepy countdown full postal address wanker

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We found his Twitter account and it is absolutely 24 carat GOLD content.

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I don’t want to alarm you but I think you might have a cat on your face

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17 bars of Cadbury Choca-latte arrived

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There’s loads of them. Please send help.

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people replying all to messages where people have replied all to say “don’t reply to all” will always amuse me. always tempted to reply to all with “OK”

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Love it when these kick off at the (Global) company I work for :+1:

I think I can say ‘please remove me’ etc in 10 languages now

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Is there a worse ‘nice’ smell than a cheap reed diffuser :mask: horrible things

Yes, these things:

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Really don’t like the new Facebook layout

I’ve got a fancy wide screen (for editing photos), and the new fb layout looks even worse than on a normally proportioned screen. It feels like one of those sites that’s designed for mobiles and just looks rubbish on proper screens.

had to send a washing machine back cos it won’t fit through my front door

Yeah I was convinced I’d somehow gotten onto the mobile version at first

how did the last one get in