Fucking love cleaning the cellar. All those line cleaner fumes.

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Thought that was a Solange tie for a sec, not socks

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just like being left alone for a while and not have to talk to customers.

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Point blank refused to do the mayo. Just THE FUCKING WORST.

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This was my first thought too, admittedly :sweat_smile:

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Charles I looks great with a bit of eyeliner

hated that too obvs. there was always this yellow thick layer on the top in the bucket that I had to scoop off too.

Oh aye?

IDK who it is, but they’re FIERCE.

Ms. Solange Knowles :slightly_smiling_face:

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best to worst jobs in pubs:

  1. barring people
  2. helping in the kitchen
  3. putting the dishwasher on clean cycle
  4. mopping the floors
  5. refilling the salted snack jars/boxes
  6. changing the barrels
  7. cleaning the cellar
  8. cleaning the toilets
  9. cashing up
  10. emptying ashtrays/picking up fag butts
  11. refilling the mayo and ketchup bottles
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Keep meaning to listen to more of her music. Not really a fan of Beyonce at all, but I really like everything I’ve heard from Solange

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oh yeah ‘polishing’ the cutlery is awful too.

putting all the black trays in the glasswasher is very satisfying.

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  • Today was absolute fuckin’ shite
  • Today was shit
  • Today wasn’t as bad as feared
  • Today was about as shit as expected
  • Today was good
  • Today was FUCKIN’ great

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staring into space while a pint fills

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Oh fucking hell

Absolutely. Along with simply throwing people out or not serving them in the first place.

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Quite liked cashing up tbh.

When I was doing full-time shifts at my dad’s gaff, I wormed my way into doing 10-6 Mon-Fri. The absolute fucking dream. Two hours of cleaning and admin, quick shave and shower, opened at 12, busy lunch with all the old dears who love a fresh faced polite young man, got a spot of lunch around 3 ish before chef fucked off, did the sudoku in the graveyard hours, some banter with the tradesmen who’d all finished work about 4, knocked off at 6, had one of the couple of pints a regular had put in for me, staggered home. Paid cash, weekly. Don’t think I’ve ever been happier in a job.

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best part, goes without saying.

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Really fucking loved that the last place I ran, for 5+ years, didn’t serve food.

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