Especially when you have a huge mouth.
Honestly I can barely eat at the moment 
Hope you are feeling better now shucks.
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that makes it 10 times worse too
Saw Tinariwen at the Walthamstow Garden Party, they were ace - even though they were performing under the blackest cloud Iāve ever seen:
Guys, help! I just got a couple dresses through the post. I love them but the website only did dresses in one size (!!!) and theyāre meant to be loose fitā¦ which is great, they are SO comfy! But I canāt shake the feeling I look a little bit like -
I donāt know whether to keep themā¦ one of them looks grand but the second one I just donāt know if I look a bit ridiculous or not. Iām not sure what Iām expecting you guys to do about it because Iām not willing to show you me in them. Haha. But yeahā¦ there we go. Exciting times in the Witches household.
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From what ive learned from the wife, youre supposed to snapchat you wearing it to your bezzies and take the consensus (unless they disagree with you)
Haha! Well, Iāve decided Iām just going to keep it and welcome the slagging because I LOVE IT. I can already predict one of my guy friends is going to take one look at me and say something likeā¦
āwell, thatās veryā¦ baggyā or āAHOY THEREā (Itās also a sailor style dress 
)
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Classic one of your guy friends.
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This is exactly what my bf says I look like in my Monki kimono dress
I obviously told him to fuck off and donāt use simpsons references around me
p.s.pls show me the dresses!
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Cheers, Iām not sure how I feel at the moment really. Hardly said a word to anyone today.
Off today due to it being fair holiday in Glasgow.
Think Iāll go play some golf, might even put the shorts on although I probably wonāt.
Weekend was good, stag was great, my pals managed to organise the stags favourite Glasgow band to reform to play a one off gig, he was overt he fucking moon and they were great 
the one with the pink lid though
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yeaaah, he always comments on something. āThose trousers are very highā 
āyouāre wearing a LOT of stripesā yes yes, I look like a prick, letās move on.
@anon44830896 Oo! I love monki! Lemme seeee.
ahemā¦ this is it, if you hate it donāt tell me. haha!! 
https://www.oliveclothing.com/p-oliveunique-20170524-011-navy-two-pocket-sailor-dress-navy
It really does look like a homer tent dressā¦ but imagine all the pizzas I can eat in it!! (and hide in those pockets).
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Iām going to wash my seat belt. YouTube says the neck grease might have stopped it from winding up
morning!
Iām on a tea break, so you can talk to me for 10 minutes if you like
4 cups of coffee this morning and still 
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keep the dress and eat loads until it fits
win win
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Did a decent stint at the gym despite a ruinously heavy weekend, happy wiā that. Gonna start looking up flats and then might do some creative bollocks ive not had time to do for months.