Monday morning

Can’t decide whether it’s worth me starting a pension pot or just hoping/accepting that the world will be an unrecognisable burning orb by the time I’m 70 and spunking my disposable income on sushi and Uniqlo jumpers instead


Did you let @witches visit over the weekend or something?

That would explain this one.


thinking about lunch already

  • cheesburger and fries (work cafe special)
  • post office chinese / curry
  • soup + sausage roll
  • something else (please specify)

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please note, I do not know what the soup will be. also I am not in the mood for salad, I need calories after yesterday’s BBR

Why would you go for anything that’s not the burger then?

Fire alarm went off at the gym during yoga the other day and we had to exit by scaling, in bare feet (although not me as I had my flipflops) a flight of stairs soaked in piss because the fire doors at the top is a shady den where some wee jakeys drink (and piss out their drink) at night.

Pissy feet is not the worst thing though. At that very same gym, about ten or so years ago, I was having a Brazilian wax in the beauty room when the alarm went off. I was bare from the waist down, and she had just applied the wax (which you are then supposed to remove bit by bit in a calm and methodical fashion). There was nothing for it but for her to rip off the lot in one-er so that I could get my clothes on and evacuate (this turned out to be an actual fire in the kitchen of the hotel upstairs so just as well we did). My minge was an absolute state.


RIP sinuses.

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dunno, I didn’t really fancy the burger but the more I think about it the more I do :thinking:

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Oh fantastic thanks! I’ll try to book that for the Thursday.

I’m excited! I can’t wait to EAT! And I’m a lil excited about it being my 30th whilst I’m there :speak_no_evil:

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Oh god. Delivery person says “ooh mate that’s a nice guitar”.

:nerd_face: “hactually it’s a Bass VI, this low E plucks string is the same octave as a bass but it’s tuned like a guitar.”

why am I like this


Went to a wedding on Saturday it was scheduled for 2 it started around 5 :expressionless:

Did some politicking on Sunday and then drifted off whilst watching I, Tonya

Probably off to training today, might try and watch Venom if pos :thinking:

Ah, fantastic, have a great time. That area is great to explore.

There’s a nice cafe bar place near the big mushroom thingies called Red House which is a nice chilled place for drinks, and not far from there next to a little bookshop (that’s like a left wing bookshop or something?) is a tiny little breakfast spot that gets REALLY busy but I went most mornings as I always struggle with finding a good breakfast on holiday. Mostly just ate tomato on toast every morning which is the typical breakfast, with lots of salt and oil. Yum. It’s called La Cacharreria and that area is sweet too.

Oh and if it’s your first time good luck not getting lost, or getting anywhere without doing the most long-winded detour you’ve ever done (also, the tourist maps of seville aren’t orientated with North at the top, lol)

I am intrigued, why was the wedding 3 hours late? did the bride have second thoughts? A hair disaster?

What did you do during the 3 hour wait?


Went on a four hour :bike: ride in what must be the wettest :cloud_with_rain: I’ve ever seen. Still wet 6 hours later. Then went to a Chinese cookery school except they took us to the local market first and showed us the :cat2: and :dog2: in cages :slightly_frowning_face:. Cooked and ate some ok food. Might go out for drinks in a bit.


To be honest, I got there at 2:40 because I kind of knew what would happen. There were some refreshments and I helped out a bit, chatted with people and read a book.

As for why, much as I love my heritage it essentially boils down to…let’s say a more relaxed attitude to time


We got a Facebook invite last week to a Nigerian Independence Day Party on 6th October.


Hi everyone! I’ve been puking for 24 hours with super bad abdo pain but apart from that I’m ok. Totally completed netflix too. Some friends are coming round to bring me soup later, I don’t know how some people are so nice and some are utter jerks.

Ha, that’s so sweet!

I’ve done a lot of work in Nigeria, and I definitely noticed that there is a different approach to… urgency.


You poor thing. Food poisoning or a virus? I’m glad you have good people looking after you :kissing_heart: