You’re supposed to let someone else do the joke
But then there’d be no point to me existing
Too eaely for that level of introspection and not true
It’s alright just finding everything a massive drag at the moment, thanks for asking
My new shoes are arriving sometime between 1pm and 3pm today which is possibly the most specific time I’ve ever been given from a delivery company
I’m buying a new laptop and I might get it in GOLD. y/n?
Yes
Are you a Saudi prince?
…maybe?
Just did some cheese on toast for lunch.
Haven’t used the grill for aaaages, so the element must’ve been caked in fat, etc from whatever we’ve been ovening and it smoked the house out.
Only got low fat Cheddar, which doesn’t really melt properly.
Still - cheese on toast, innit.
made it here at 1.22pm. Excellent work there, Hermes.
Seems very quiet around here today. Where has everyone gone?
Loo
all at the same time?
in Cornwall?
Yes
No
probably blocked from your last trip though?