#105

a gift from the heart: a handcrafted phallic ice sculpture made of frozen vodka

“I BASED IT ON MYSELF THAT’S WHY I HAD TO BUY A WHOLE SHIPMENT OF THE STUFF YA KNOW”

#106

My (massively incompetent) ‘supervisor’ has somehow managed to book the whole Christmas week off for the second year in a row so I’m in charge and working extra days. Probably just gonna be helping myself from the mulled cider kettle for most of it tbh.

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#108

Made a vokda jelly dildo mmm

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#109

Time for a Christmas film

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#110

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Made a vegan Mac and cheese thing with ciabatta fried in thyme for a bit on top. Very good, although fuck the recipe that said it would take half an hour when it’s taken at least double that.

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#111

Had fried sprouts, broccoli and chilli peppers with my potato & baked beans
I’ve made a terrible mistake haven’t I

#112

:wind_face:

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#113

An ATD messaged me earlier. He’s going to be home for the first time in a few years next week and wants to get a few of us together for a pals Christmas meal.

This has lifted my mood considerably.

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#114

It’s @barleysugar!!

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#115

Home, salmon for dinner.

Currently listening to Underworld.

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#116

Ugh so my work crush rocked up at my desk this morning and talked to me for half an hour. This evening when I messaged him he made some TV comment about ‘rich social life messaging work colleagues at this hour’.

I don’t really get what he is playing at. I cannot believe he genuinely cares about my wellbeing so I figure it’s him trying to deflect interest or the worst case scenario he’s genuinely pissed off with me messaging him. But why would you come over and talk to me? Shove men.

#117

Or maybe it’s just poor bants?

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#118

probably the kind of poor banter I would have tbf

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#119

how’s everybody doing anyway?

#120

I can’t see it

#121

No complaints here my good man, how’s about you?

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#122

not had any dinner, enjoying feeling hungry

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#123

Ha think it was the coat

#124

Little late for dinner at this point no? Just have yourself some snacks and a hearty breakfast.

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#126

Class A’s

(Sorry slight joke response there but in all honesty wasn’t there that article about magic mushrooms resetting the brain etc)

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