Monday ruddy evening

Man on the moon?

My notifications look so festive :slight_smile:

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Yeh

Get that phone on charge!

Stalking done, present sorted, boom!

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Nice gnoc

Burnt my pine nuts tho didn’t I
You take your eyes off them for 1 second!!

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STOP FORGETTING ABOUT THE SHOW, whiterussian!
It’s really good.
(Someone just got kicked in the balls so hard that they split in two and their skull popped out the top of their head!)

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wo

It’ll last me until bedtime, then it can charge uninterrupted.

Wonder if anyone is watching that paul hollywood show

If someone can invent an effective pine nut toaster they’ll get my pounds.

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It’s lovely and you should watch it

Impressive efficiency there!

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My condolences.

Ugh fell asleep and now I feel awful.

Helps when the recipient clearly has one thing they’re quite fond of. Thank fuck for the new DiS activity log.

is burning stuff in food that big a deal?

Burnt pizza - fine
burnt toast - fine

maybe there’s some stuff you can screw up I dunno

Bet you got a cyclist… nah, that would be too obvious… or would it?

If my food even hints and turning brown then it’s ruined. Burnt pizza and toast sounds like nightmares and sadness.

God I know it’s awful isn’t it:

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I’m such an uncultured prick, in my mind foods are just inherently nice or nasty; the food itself is nice it’s barely possible to screw it up unless it’s just not cooked at all