I thought it was the 3rd therefore I am eating out of date yoghurt 
Obvs cannot be arsed for anything today
Most eventful thing of the weekend is we tried to go to the micro pub near us and it’s still full of old men ale weirdos which is fine but one of them was PROPERLY guffing off. It made us retch so we got out of there…
Only to arrive home to find my guffs were also ponging pretty bad. Something in the ale I reckon.