how was hockey training?

If someone gave you a plate with a small bit of meat on it, and told you it was human flesh, from someone that died naturally and had made it known they wanted this to happen, would you try it out of curiosity?

  • Yes
  • Maybe
  • No

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I AM MORE THAN ADEQUATE

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Toast saves the day. Had 3 slices just now and feeling a bit cocky about it. Quite fancy making some chips with coleslaw. That’s a step too far though, right?

Maybe a chai.

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don’t think I’d want to eat anything that had died naturally. would mean it was either old or diseased or something.

I had some skyr. still feeling wonky.

Ok it’s a 35 year old who died from an accidental gunshot.

Hot and sweaty

sounds suspicious

I tend towards moderate (formerly v high) anxiety if someone asks me to try run of the mill food items that I’m not already familiar with so I’d fear for my moral compass if I was suddenly just like “YEAH BRAH SERVE ME UP THAT DEAD PEER, MY DUDE”

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This is my 3rd illness this month.

Just read an article that the idea you can boost your immune system is a load of crap though, so I guess I’ll stick to my mainly-crisp diet and hope for the best for next month.

You’re asking a lot of questions here to cover your tracks you deranged cannibal.

Eating a varied and nutritious diet and getting sufficient rest and limiting stress is the best you can do.

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Sounds like human flesh fits the bill nicely here.

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I don’t wanna get the longpig fever

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Yeah the thing is almost all of these factors are incredibly difficult as a single parent, and the more I know I need sleep, have less stress, try to eat something other than convenience food, the more I get stressed and sleep less etc. I’ve not cooked a meal from scratch since August 2016 :persevere:

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Did it die of natural causes?

accidentally shot down in its prime