I had a big crush on a lovely work colleague called Victoria but she insisted on being called ‘Tory’ which decreased her appeal somewhat
Good day m9s.
Now youve revealed you like those nationwide adverts I can’t take your hot takes seriously
Flat mate is making some puri dish. Park after I’ve scoffed some.
Very organised.
Better than Machina II:
I love the whole of this trilogy.
We decided on our daughter’s name after people bought us a tonne of Peter Rabbit merchandise.
Don’t you dare pick Cottontail.
Poor baby Peter.
We packed the heaviest things into the flimsiest boxes and wrote VERY HEAVY on them to help the movers.
Their non nationwide advert content might be alright
Guys, I’ve just been to the tip for the first time ever. Proper bank holidaying!
It’s too fucking hot and I’m sick of it. I’m not built for this nonsense.
Beautiful
Hang in there Tillance. You can do this.
No improvement on eyebrow spot situation. None. Also I have really buggered my back. Because I’m OLD probably.
Just bbqed. It’s lush here.
Nooooo she loves me
Reckon it’s nice everywhere but here tbh. Just grey and a bit muggsy