Bought some well good socks.
Rainbow capitalism strikes again and I have no right to take my place in the LGBT community.
Just paid for the stag do in Prague oi oi.
HOUSE!!
Just left Exeter and still got another three hours on this train, what the hell?
That journey from Plymouth to Penzance is basically on single track rail, that zig zags across Cornwall. PITA
Very bored. Almost eaten an entire bag of Percy Piglets ffs
Got hit by a car lads. Ok fortunately. Top ambulance crew. Got me home in time for world cup!!
Might take tomorrow off though eh
Ehhh?!!! What happened? What’s the damage? Were you on a bike?
Jesus, you ok m9?
Was going down a hill very fast. Someone turned right at a junction (not a t junction - totally his fault) straight into me. Straight over the bonnet, up in the air, landed on my shoulder, few rolls then bobs your uncle.
Unbelievably lucky
Fuck you must’ve got a fright and a half. Was the driver decent?
But shaken, various cuts and bruises but yeah, thank you.
Fucking hell. Lucky boy
is the bike okay?
glad you’re alright pal, sounds like it could have been really bad
He was very apologetic and gave me his details. Lots of people hung around to help. Went back to someones house waiting for the ambulance - a small dog tended to my wounds
Literally got it back from the mechanics today after £150 of work. Unbelievable.
As long as the panniers are ok yeah
Sounds like you’ve missed your calling as a stunt man.
(Glad you’re ok)
