I know, right! Because every time he had a coughing/barking fit, we both sat bolt upright in bed while I comforted him, and then once it settled, I would cuddle him to sleep and he would be snoring within 30 seconds while I’m lying there for an hour, heart racing, trying not to cry. Wee fuckers, they are OBLIVIOUS. (and of course that’s how it should be throws more coffee in face)

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I thought that was going to be a heart-warming tale about the struggles of fitting in and acceptance.

Instead it’s a heart-warming tale about survival of the fittest and how the strongest creature gets the mate.

Oh, no. Morrisey’s joined DiS!

I saved them.

That’s so scary. I don’t have asthma anymore, but I am a nighttime heartburn sufferer in recent years and it’s the worst.

Can we all send thoughts and prayers for @anon32406580’s knees and knuckles?

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I only developed asthma recently. I’ve never suffered badly with heartburn in the past. The combination of the two last night was horrendous. My poor wife genuinely thought that I was having a heart attack.

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Morning all,

Today is our 20 week scan - in the absence of footie, who wants to have a punt on this?
:thinking::breast_feeding::baby:

  • Great bunch of lad
  • Great bunch of lady

0 voters

Hope everyone is doing well, surviving the heat etc :+1:

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our new flat (!) is number 69 :sunglasses:

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Nice

Can I see your twelve week scan pic please? I like to make an educated guess.:joy:

Good luck today

woops, posted too soon- :kissing_heart::star_struck:

Drank a bit too much cider while entertaining a prospective flatmate last night. He’s one of my mates so I’d be happy to live with him.

Finished work two hours earlier than my GF today so seeing if I can surprise with something nice before she gets home.

John Carpenter is gigging again! But there’s only a few gigs and they’re all in England. *shakes fist*

It’s okay! I’m talking shite! I’m talking SHITE! *runs away screaming*

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We should tell England to fuck off anyway, just to be safe.

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Recovering from a stomach bug and weird head pains, saw someone I knew at the bus stop this morning on the way to buy feel better things - mate, there’s no room for small talk when I feel this way.

Have a weird craving for (cheap and rubbish) meat. Just bought bacon. World’s worst vegan.

Back from Greece and swimming in the sea er’day to sitting in my office chair and going through a weeks worth of emails and bills :expressionless:

Not long up. Not sure what to do today. Maybe I’ll golf. Maybe I’ll just sit in the sofa and watch films. :thinking:

Just got up. All I seem to remember from last night is laughing pretty much constantly.