go out on the piss
Saw some black metal on Saturday went to my dads on Sunday
My colleague is off there’s loads of work to do so naturally I’m on DiS.
i really, really, cannot be bothered
i NEARLY cracked open a stubby when i burnt my toast and had a strop.
yeah, but you get to see me on friday
I’ve got literally two things to do today and I can’t be arsed with either of them.
Currently sat on a bench on the Rhein outside Koblenz. Various ailments are pissing me off. I thought having the body of a 50-year-old man in appearance would be bad enough but no, it is also failing me in my time of need.
did you fix your hurty hand?
i need to find a new job, man. i’m wasting my life here.
do you want to move to Spain or somewhere and set up some sort of bikey ridey cafe shop?
i mean, shall we?
I didn’t realise how intimidating I find the Scottish accent to be. I’m really jumpy even though everyone’s being super nice.
I was about to comment on where the heck you’re finding Scottish accents in the fringe then realised you’re in Glasgow…
Start a thread workshopping a name for it
Not very Spanish