Please list the things you must do today in this thread, the more dull the better as the excitement when you list them as DONE and 
them off will be all the more sweet for it.
This is in no way a form of procrastination, merely a celebration of small victories.
Today I must:
ring car insurers
Ring gardeners to arrange quotes
Book smear test
Tidy conservatory
Change kids bedsheets
Morning!
Get dressed
Deliver The Child to nursery
Buy food
Update list on return
go to doctors appointment
phone bike shop
do my work
tidy house
We did our UK and Australian tax returns over the weekend. Fuck any other to-dos
This is a great thread idea!
-change my bedsheets
-go & see my Nanna
-buy an envelope & post something for her
-food shop
-coursework
-clean the kitchen
drink coffee
go for a run
go to greenwich
buy beers
clear out the redbrands’ secret hideout
Smashing it out the park so far
-change my bedsheets
-go & see my Nanna
-buy an envelope & post something for her
-food shop
-coursework
-clean the kitchen
look into getting my car serviced
get Pascal his breakfast
Who is pascal?!
actually do some work
tidy my room
do some laundry
start packing up some stuff 
My sea otter pal.
Looking forward to everyone telling me how lovely my handwriting is 
Lovely! Do send my regards
look into getting my car serviced
get Pascal his breakfast
mop the kitchen floor because I wasn’t the one cooking yesterday so it’s a right fucking state in there now
Got the day off, so:
Go to the Co op for food shopping
Drink gallons of tea
Go for a walk
Do the hoovering/mop the floors
Do some gardening
Watch the snooker
He told me to tell you to fuck off. Personally I think that’s incredibly rude and uncalled for, but I’m not the boss of him.
Help mum with the shopping
My work tasks
Put coconut oil on my scalp
Shower and wash hair
Try and figure out wtf to do with all my CDs I don’t want
Package up bits to send to DiSers
Play d&d
