Had two awkward moments so far today.
a) Mocked the amount of times we hold minutes silences here at work. I say awkward, I mean full on telling off about being ‘barely human’
b) Had one of those bullshit unanswerable queries about numbers where someone importants trying to buy time so they don’t get kicked around in a financial meeting, and knew off the top of my head what it was - emailed back and after pressing send said ‘SUCK MY DICK’ turned round and the person who sent it was standing there and I had to make up something about having an unfortunate habit of it when listening to eminem on the way in.
Apart from that just looking to forward to my lovely dinner of ready brek as I’ve taken to eating that for tea cos I’m probably having a massive breakdown.
Fuck it, gonna moan about this. Been doing a job waaaay above my payscale for a year now and literally managed everything they’ve asked in budget, in time and got amazing feedback. The people love me.
The job I’m doing is now advertised formally and they’ve specifically not included me on the email that advises its up, and on that email, mentioned that they have changed to title to appeal to external applicants. What a bunch of wankers. Can’t wait til they employ some clown and I can just let them fail miserably for 6 months until they have to crawl back for a second time.
EDIT: Third time!