I don’t want to get all Peter Kay on everyone but did you watch ‘Through the Dragon’s Eye’ at school? Reminds me of Charn:

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I… I don’t think I did!? :cry: I feel as though I’d be doing a lot better in life if I had.

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So come on, oh come on, oh come on

DiSmeat?

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That programme is right up your street m9, terrified me as a child. Look at the state of him ffs. Check out his come to bed eyes:

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Does he have a moss beard under that bird skull mug of his?

EDIT: It looks more like lichen. Lichenbeard.

An Audience with the Lope.

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I went to see Peter Broderick last night, was absolutely mangled on free pints. No idea how I’m going to get any work done today.

Did book a show for the Jazz Weekend here where mates will be singing classic crooner tunes. Might spend the morning learning some Sinatra songs.

I don’t think you ever see him sans mask but I know how much you love a beard so let’s say yes.

You do? You’ve seen my beard shrine?

Let’s not kid ourselves, it’s a pile of hair in a bowl with a few candles.

Got a secondary irk on this, it’s a speech bubble coming from no one.

Classic no one.

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The effort!

Oh ho ho just got into work and realised I’ve forgotten to put deodorant on after I showered. Buy some at lunch or tough it out?

  • Spraying myself in Boots
  • Embracing the musk

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Just dont move around too much

My answer works in the context of, “Who cares? You’re at work.”

If you plan to do better/ important things outside of work hours, feel free to change my answer.

Rubbish, you need to keep moving so your smell doesn’t linger in one place.

Do you think there’s any way we could convince ezzer to stand in front of that speech bubble and have a photo taken? It’s very on brand.

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Full of DiSbeards. That’s why I lured them all to the Glasgow meat. After inebriating them with a shot of tequila I stole a lock of everyone’s facial hair.

*rubs hands*

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Vaguely rings a bell, guessing whoever was responsible was big into max ernst!

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