Mondaytime

We had hot water today :partying_face: had my first hot shower in three weeks and it was bliss

Now you have somewhere to sleep!

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What’s it like living next door to @Im_On_Safari ?

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*sauna

Right?

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That’s a good looking shed! Nice colour!

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cancels plans for london

Oh.

BTW.

We are drawing up plans for London.

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Is this a toilet? It looks toilet shaped.

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Are you in Cornwall?

@fappable

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Flattening it and starting again?

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucks sake.

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He said nothing about peeing though laelfs. Knock yourself out.

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So so glad that sentence ended with “dinner” and not family.

And sure!

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oh shit I think I know this person (cevanne?)

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I only visit xylo at home :smirk:

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Tell you what, it’s really bloody useful having a sister who’s your GP’s receptionist.

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just posting this in here cos there’s fucking no chance i’m going into the brexit thread

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I once performed at a thing at the Bishopsgate Institute - one of the other artists was a woman who played horrendous atonal guitar and did opera singing/wailing while a backing tape started yelling ‘SHUT UP!’ ‘SHUT UP!’ ‘HAVE A CRACKER!’ ‘SHUT UP!’ ‘HAVE A CRACKER!’

I was sat in the front row with a friend and as soon as we caught each others’ eyes we both totally lost it. I was in tears I was laughing so hard - right in front of her. It was so awful but I just couldn’t stop. HAVE A CRACKER!

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This sounds like a very advantageous situation.

That The Roaches?