Look, he’s under a lot of stress at the moment with his polls
I’m Derren Browning you.
Chicken Cottage, that’s my final offer.
- I also
- Have no problem
- With making
- Multiple polls
- Ha ha what a joke
How have Linda Ms managed to exude this much grease?
obviously the real reason I’m posting this is cos they look like lil willys
Found a skatepark and did some skating. So wobbly at first but after a bit I could go wobbly up and down some ramps. Popped a bad Ollie. Feel 16 again.
Gonna get some water from Aldi
When the parent of a kid apologises to you because their kid (about 8 or 9 years old) is being a bit loud but you’re not bothered by it, you should:
- Play along with it and accept the apology so as to not undermine their authority and the kid might be quiet which is what they really want to get out of this microinteraction
- Say you’re not bothered but possibly undermine their authority and the kid might continue to be loud
c) ask them how dare they presume to speak to me, an easyJet Plus member
Shit I’m non priority boarding.
Cease thine replies to me, peasant!
No idea why people want to board the plane any sooner than the last minute. You’re going to be stuck in your seat for hours anyway, why prolong it?
Yeah, but not everyone is a pro flier like you and me
The system relies on this, in fact