They make themed Monopoly for any fucking thing don’t they?
Amazing marketing on whoever came up with themed Monopoly.
Have you ever received one? Did you even unwrap it or send it straight to the chazza shazza?
Look at this pile of shit: https://monopoly.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Monopoly_Games_(Board)
Dale Earnhardt Collector’s Edition
Dale Earnhardt Legacy Edition
Who the fuck even is Dale Earnhardt?
Novelty wears off after 10 minutes when it becomes clear you’re just playing monopoly and monopoly is shit and boring
I was on a date once and we were in the National Museum, Cardiff. As we left and walked past the gift shop window, Gareth, for that was his name pointed at a Cardiff version of Monopoly and we had a brief chat about it. Then came his immortal yet innocent comment, “a London version would be pretty good”. That was our last date.
Dale Earnhardt is NASCAR isn’t he? Think there’s a Jr version of him too.
Does anyone have a monopoly strategy? Mine is to buy any property I land on where possible, then basically let the game play out until finished. NEVER get involved with trades or anything like that with other players. Ideally you shouldn’t even speak to them.
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Monopoly - minor ailments edition. Featuring all your favourite ailments such a Mouth Ulcer and Burnt Finger
Oohhh a Chance card!
‘Advance to Itchy Anus’
Oohh nooo that’s one of Dad’s properties 
Monopoly: Monopoly Theme Edition. Where every space you land on is a themed version of Monopoly and if you win that, you can purchase that property.
