whatever gets the whole shitshow over as quickly as possible

Oohhh a Chance card!

‘Advance to Itchy Anus’

Oohh nooo that’s one of Dad’s properties :frowning:

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Monopoly: Monopoly Theme Edition. Where every space you land on is a themed version of Monopoly and if you win that, you can purchase that property.

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Directed by Christopher Nolan

My sister went through a long spell of collecting Monopoly sets in the late 90s.

@Epimer

:open_mouth:

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sean should licence a DiS one

Old Cunt Road (Balonz)

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Is there an edgy Realistic Rent Prices edition?

Don’t know who you are Pall Mall

Go to Jail or take a CWBAFT

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community.drownedinsound.com chest

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You could be gas works and not because of your grunts or that you are full of old gas but because your breath stinks.

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I left my Star Wars monopoly in the back of a taxi

This, plus the first two things you mentioned also

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What’s monopoly?

thunderbirdslaughing.gif

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I played articulate the other day. Must cost about 10p to produce that board game and it sells for multiples of pounds.

Does anyone pronounce it articulate with a strong LATE. I Cant not.

Anyway I thought it would be really boring or really stressful but it was ok.

↑ here he is!

I have Frozen Junior Monopoly. It is either over very quickly if someone has to buy lots on their first go round or you end up exchanging money on each go and it never ends. better than Junior Scrabble though, that is interminable.