I literally cannot stop farting.

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Feel like shit. Drinking a ginger and lemon “tea”.

Maybe plasticniki’s drink would sort you out?

help

kg insanity

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Perfect.

Never had branded stuff as a kid - wrt to ‘sport’ brand, i still baulk at how much the adidas hoodies/ trousers cost! 2 for £58(!) for adidas jumpers in sports direct, one hoody for £39.99 in JD sports!!!

This holiday is starting to drag

It’s too hot & I’m getting a bit bored of the pool now - especially since scraping my face a bit on the bottom this morning when diving in

Also, why has no one made a combined sun cream/mosquito repellent? Would kill for that right now

They have. Think it’s Soltan.

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I know.

Luckily nothing doing at the outlet so had to do a sports direct order, hope V recognises Sondico as a top brand :rofl:

I really feel for you mate.

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Honestly, I’m dying here

Have you reached the “run out of books” stage yet?

On one childhood beach holiday I had read all of the 5 or so books I brought with me (including some pretty chunky Stephen Kings) . I ended up my sister’s copy of Jilly Coopers Polo out of desparataion

It was pretty racy

Oh.

I genuinely think it’s a product that exists, made by Soltan (or is that just the name of Boots’ sun shit?).

I’m 32 years old. Is a 23 year old too young?

  • Nah, you’re fine
  • Just about on the verge of ok
  • Not a good idea
  • You awful prick, have a word with yourself

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That sounds good

Yeah - I brought two books, both finished now

Actually found myself absent-mindedly flicking through some of the titles on the shelf at this apartment - which are 95% Swedish books about golfing in Spain - until I found a copy of Alvin Toffler’s ‘The Third Wave’ and got halfway through the first chapter before thinking “I’ve already read this 4 times in English, why the fuck am I reading it it Swedish?”

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It’s fake tan isn’t it?

No.

Oh

I thought that was the joke