I’m well aware of this you patronising bastard!

(thank you, I chose it because it was the most stupidly named).

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There’s a new film on Netflix that apparently follows people on a deserted earth after everyone relocates to Io, which I just can’t get my head around. Admittedly most of the solar system is a frozen wasteland, but Io is covered in incredibly active volcanoes.

Hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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I’m sad that creaky isn’t here to vote for Prometheus.

I’m sorry Jez!

(I FUCKING KNEW IT!)

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@xylo, Ganymede seems to be falling in the ranks. You might have to set up a #VoteGanymede thread.

Oh fuck, I only got this joke now.

Joke?

No mate it’s because Europa has oceans and possibly life

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Monquee Moon

Surprised that no-one’s voted for Mimas, the weird Death Star looking prick.

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that is a moon!

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It’s a very boring film.

It’s ok I suppose.

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On the downside God’s warned us off it.

it’s because it sounds like a Harry Potter character.

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My son gave me a full arse splitting moon the other day, but he was five at the time. Not seen an adult moon in a long time. Probably seen as passe in the dick pic era.

You can normally get a good view of the moon out of our kitchen skylight and I frequently point this out to 'er indoors.

I’m waiting for an opportunity to say “oh wow, look at that full moon!” when we’re both in the kitchen and when she turns to look it’s just me mooning her.

I think I would enjoy that very much.

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Yeah but I told him off as his fingers were pretty close to his anus and I don’t want him smearing that through my hair.

Button.