Alright? Feeling spooky? Ended up not going out today cause Mrs F wasn’t feeling up to it so I steam mopped all the floors and cleaned the bathroom instead. Gonna make hot dawgs for dinner and watch the big game, obviously. Wbu?
Playing a spooky game, having homemade sausage rolls with evil dark black garlic ketchup, then off for a nice seasonal horror cinema trip
Not a bad monday
Five year old is about to go about trick or treating, dressed as a witch. I’m holding the fort at home, juggling the pricks at the door with putting a toddler to bed. Not sure what best procedure is. Might just had to leave a stash on the door and hope for the best.
First kid who showed up yelled: TRICK OR TREAT - I CAN’T HAVE ANY DAIRY OR SOY.
Listen bucko, you ever heard the expression “beggars can’t be choosers?”
Feel very alienated, this is not my culture.
Remembered that my Spotify can remotely connect to my parents’ Alexa so just put the Monster Mash on 3 times in a row for them.
Fucking Wokerati at it again
shut all the curtains and turned the lights off. there’s about 30 lollies in the bowl and I intend to eat them all in the near future.
god bless swizzels and their vegan sweeties (fuck knows if they have soy in, mind)
Kind of a spooky day
My boss was mysteriously absent from the office meaning he wasn’t there to put all the filming equipment in the car
So I’m lugging this hefty shit through the rain hoping for my horrors to cease and seeing the train station, the light in the darkness, sanctuary and the promise of home
BUT THERE’S ONLY BEEN A BASTARD BOMB SCARE FOR FUCKS SAKE
Turns out it was a novelty cannabis grinder
We’ve had five different groups of trick or treaters round already
Jimbo’s out with some of his school buddies, and probably won’t go to sleep for hours because he’s on a sugar high
At least twenty groups of trick or treaters so far, all have made an effort with their costumes which makes telling them to fuck off all the more satisfying.
JUST KIDDING I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN.
Although not as much as the dude on our estate who drives a hearse for a living and has it parked on his front garden full of plastic (I hope) skeletons.
I offered him some Starmix and his parents seemed okay with it
Just had @JoJoMarty at my door begging for sweets and hazy IPAs, wasn’t even wearing a costume the scrounger
excuse me do you have any vegan ipas?
Had a surprise afternoon to myself and had rubbish cramps so went for a little nap. Feel nap hungover now.
Just had a nice co-op curry thanks to a £20 off offer on uber eats that meant i could get some extra swanky bits of shopping in (valid until 11pm fyi)
Might watch Night of the Demon and have night chai.
Stir fry for tea
Bell keeps getting rung by trickle treaters. Go away!
Lost my grenade-shaped cannabis grinder earlier which is annoying. Must’ve dropped it at the train station.
Currently loitering in the station concourse waiting for this torrential downpour to ease off.
Really exhausted. Having pakora, chips, garlic naan and leftover daal for tea tonight. Going to lie on the couch watching TV and basically fuck all else until bedtime.
Really enjoying it being dark early.
Night chai is my go to. It’s 10 hours ish until bed time for me. I’m already looking forward to it