Morning of Wednesday 19th December

Just remembered, got some bacon in the fridge…

I mean I would just sack off work til he got up and I could get the glasses, so I’m saying you’re all Tory work-lovers.

Places with Lidos

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Lilos in lidos

The phone guy is remote accessing my work computer

So glad I wasn’t on DiS

fucks a lido

Public outdoor swimming pool (POSP)

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Every time he types something I’m so tempted to type

PISS PISS PISS

He’s just spotted some of my jokey file names

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He was looking for something in the downloads folder which I never ever clear out

I cried every tiem

“Who are Roscoe and Marlon?”

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Imagine if he’d been a DiSer

We could have bunked off work as a plucky duo of long distance shirkers

Have to go and buy a Christmas stocking after work. Was going to make my own but don’t have the time.

nothing like an ice cold fosters to start the day me old mucker!

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have you ever heard an american say tunisia?

americans are so weird

^this

Can’t really get my head around it.

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can’t believe you’ve been pretending to be from Fife all this time

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I think your nose is fiiiiine mate. Nothing needed

Was reading about a place called Worcester in the US and thought HAHA LOL CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THOSE DAFT YANKS PRONOUNCE IT but turns out they just say it the same way. Disappointing.

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