#40

Together in Electric Dreams we’re not paying a license fee cider wankers.

All Gillette adverts since time began.

Thing is, ads are deliberately annoying now aren’t they, to make them memorable. Hence GoCompare, that tool who looks like a doorman, Just Eat etc. Fuck off!

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#41

Bank ads are the worst.

The Nationwide ads make me cringe each time.

The worst of the lot is the recent M word ads from Lloyds doing fake interviews with ‘real’ people giving awkward responses to a question that’s none of your fucking business

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#42

Elton John ad by John Lewis.

#43

The baseline for inclusion has to be: there’s “singing” in it. There are enough atrocious ones that pass that test that the winner must be in there.

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#44

I looked for an alternative brand of shampoo because of that head and shoulders ad.

#45

All the John Lewis Christmas ones ever. Syrupy manipulative bollocks somehow lauded by 99% of the country as an annual cultural milestone. We deserve Brexit.

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#46

Awww Ill tel you one I do like.

‘Graham???’
Master script writer who makes you think the couple have died then wrench out your heart by showing they’ve moved to a bungalow

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#47

But Christmas is all about syrupy manipulative bollocks.

[By which I mean Christianity [safetywink]]

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#48

Seriously though I remember quite enjoying all the Moon Hitler stuff the other year.

#49

https://youtu.be/ECvEqHl37Ek ugh

#50

Any of those ones for funeral plans where two 50odd year olds are talking about darts or growing veg or something and the conversation suddenly turns to death.

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#51

Well I went bald. Top that.

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#52

I chopped my own head off. And my shoulders.

#53

Touché

#54

Oh fuck, so much ^This.
Trying to make out that families don’t talk about money, and only they can help. Fuck the fucking fuck off

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there’s a standup one about getting food after a night out which seems to be predicated on the non-existence of debit cards. bet she wishes she wrote that a couple of decades earlier

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#60

Any of those flashmob ones.

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#61

60 replies and no mention of this??

Fucking fuck off fffuuuuu7