Most banal email you've received today (+ misc banal)


#1

Just got an email saying there will be one fewer recycling bin at each recycling station due to a change in contractor policy.


#2

This is now the recycling thread?


#3

:wastebasket:


#4

wrote to the landlord about our toilet smelling weird. they suggested using drain unblocker (sigh), told them we had, they’ve suggested a different brand of drain unblocker.

here we go.


#5

All my emails are too banal to even mention.

For example:

[redacted] submitted 3 client screening requests this week.

Just ate some biscuits. Is it hometime yet?


#6

09:27am - Sarah-Anne is unwell and won’t be in today
10:13am - Sarah-Anne is not well so will not be in today


#7

38 degrees sent me an email because they wanted me to sign in support of some campaign about bees. The email was simply titled:

:bee::bee::bee:


#8

I now hope the bees all die as horrendously as possible


#9

Thanks very much, [redacted]. This is all really helpful.

I’ll wait to hear on the document from profk in due course too.

R

FUUUUU


#10

It was helpful, okay?!!?


#11

I’ve received an e-mail invitation to an “Agility Health Overview”

This is related to the Agile software development principals - rather than my own physical agility

Due to US/ UK timezone differences it is at 8pm. I don’t think I will be attending


#12

11:17am - Sarah-Anne is feeling a bit better but will still be staying home to recover

11.19am - Sarah-Anne trusted a fart she shouldn’t have and will be in late tomorrow after a trip to the dry-cleaner


#13

ok just got some advice on invoicing from BECTU which includes these nuggets of wisdom:

fo,m


#14

i definitely think that spag bol/stir fry tastes better the day after cooking it.


#15

12:32 - Sarah-Anne had one round of buttered toast for lunch, you know, because she’s unwell and will not be in today


#16


#17

Thank you Gents

To me and a guy who actually did the work.


#18

Roasty?


#19

Nah, the other one.


#20

Toasty?