Most obnoxious (poll thread)

Thing to eat in an office/work environment

  • Something fish related
  • Crunchy apple
  • Spaghetti/noodles
  • Insanely crispy crisps
  • Other

0 voters

Start your own

Shoes

  • Flip flops
  • Loud clicky heels
  • Squelchy trainers
  • Other

0 voters

Any hot food at the desk

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always worry when I eat egg mayo at work but it’s not that bad.

left half an egg mayo baguette in my coat the other day at the dis meet, was left leaning against a radiator. not my finest hour

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Oh eggs!! Used to work with someone who’d have hard boiled eggs at their desk every day which was pongy

  • Train carriage full of Important Business Twats making calls
  • A bus full of teenagers playing music from their phones
  • A train carriage full of football fans on the way to a game

0 voters

you’ve missed out the important detail that you still ate it

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option 4 - hen party

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Thought of that (well, stag do) and then didn’t include it because it would obviously make the other options on the poll redundant

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Can’t decide between the football fans and the business twats.

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Train full of rugby fans would be the worst of both worlds but assume they all hate public transport so its purely hypothetical

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:laughing:

12,000 Ubers trying to pick up outside Twickenham.

(Katie Melua’s 1st draft etc…)

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The former train guards I work with are generally in agreement that horse racing cunts are by far the worst.

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one of my dad’s biggest money spinners is taking tory rugger men to twickenham for the six nations/Babas etc, where he’ll wait outside for the game to end and then bring them back. one group of regulars brings a ‘picnic’ that they have after the game and he usually calls me to take the piss out of them in Spanish whilst they’re eating their sandwiches lol.

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my dad hates the goodwood and polo crowd in particular for some reason.

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I thought it was implied

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Yeah, used to regularly have to get the train that connected Waterloo and Twickenham and the brown shoes and gilet crowd were fucking unbearable. Loved a good (and usually pointless) “CAN YOU MOVE DOWN THE CARRIAGE GUYS”. Who made you captain of the train, Quentin?

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just called him to check up on this - that particular group aren’t going to the rugby this year, but he’s taking them to Ascot in June where they’ll also be eating a picnic.

he is driving someone’s land rover to the rugby this month for ANOTHER group of picnic tory blokes tho lol.

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good thing I didn’t enter the family business tbh, the temptation to say ‘i’m taking a shortcut’ before demanding they get out the taxi somewhere in the midlands would be too great.

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