Most pathetic of God's creatures


#1

It’s daddy long legs. I’m very much a live and let live kinda guy when it comes to creepy crawlies in the room/house, but I’m posting this at two in the morning because a daddy long legs got in and was making such a racket that I had to take it out with extreme prejudice.

Looking forward to waking up to 70+ replies to this. Night night.


#2

alright Ricky Gervais.


#3

#4

Balonz


#5

Pandas


#6

Bats

Simply because of the word ‘batshit’ (where did that even come from?). I like using it, but why is it a word?!


#7

Morrissey


#8

Definitely a person, all the animals/plants/fungi etc are great


#9

The only way I can imagine they’ve made the cut natural selection-wise is if they’re so shit nothing wants to eat them. How else can they have evolved?


#10

Dunno. But have you ever smelt bat shit? It’s really grim.


#11

Went in the bat cave at Chester Zoo. Stunk, hot, cant see anything and they fly into you. Shite


#12

Did the same. Terrifying


#13

Jellyfish, the pointlessness of life in is most manifest physical form.


#14

Men

LOLOLOLOL


#15

Royter


#16

I’m going to approach this semantically - “pathetic” literally means “arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness.”

So I’m going to say… a puppy with a broken paw who doesn’t understand.


#17

*Atheist god


#18

https://community.drownedinsound.com/u


#19

red-lipped batfish

can’t even swim - just walks about on the sea-bed


#20

The fuck