Most underwhelming work perk


Think it’s easyJet speedy boarding for me.


Friday afternoon hand jobs.


Suppose it’ll keep your wrists supple.


access to a private garden in the middle of the square. involves a load of hassle getting the key, however, plus you look like a bit of a prick chilling in a private garden.


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Used to have corporate passes to the botanic gardens. Felt very meh.

Although I did use it as my place to take calls from recruiters, so that was good I suppose.


all-you-can-eat rice cakes




free copies of heat and grazia


10% discount at a whole bunch of overpriced Cambridge bike shops. “Ooh, only £950 for a new Brompton!”


Our colleagues in Andover get a “Free pet health check and a free 15 minute appointment for new patients.” at a local vets clinic down there.


free work (ie safety) clothes


We’ve got access to one of those websites where you can sign up and get loads of discounts.

cba, obviously.


Oh yeah I get emails about that. Literally never look at it as I somehow doubt they offer discounts at boardgameguru.


Oo, like helmets?


hard hat, boots, goggles

get some nice carhartt type stuff every now and again which i’m not ashamed to wear outside of work too which is actually quite a decent perk i guess.


Free eye tests (never had an eye test in my life so maybe this is a good perk?)


get out


Free tea - but it’s not Yorkshire Tea.


I’d be all about those goggles too.