Javier Bardem… old and ugly!? WHAT? He’s a very handsome man! … and not old… madness :smiley:

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No, he’s objectively not. It’s just annoying to me because a woman as ugly as Javier Bardem would not be a leading role in this sort of film with a 20 year younger and conventionally attractive husband.

And they’re probably the world’s most attractive couple

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Ok pal

Did you like it?

Yeah exactly, they’re playing archetypes based on religious allegory

Sofia Vergaro and Joe Manganiello.

Stacey Solomon + husband

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He’s got a name mate, Joe Swash, and they’re not married. Idiot.

He should set up a carwash business called Joe’s Wash

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Now that I’ve read that, I think… I did? I mean, it wasn’t comfortable viewing… obviously, but I fully expected that to be the case… it provoked a lot of different emotions, frustration being the main one… and I’ve been thinking about it a lot since I watched it so for that reason… yes, but I’m not going to be watching it again any time soon. Haha!

I actually wish I’d read a synopsis before going to see the film. The thing that pissed me off was coming away from it being like “What the fuck just happened?” AND I’m annoyed that they tried to make it come across as a kind of Rosemary’s baby. Grumble.

AND he should ask Stacey Solomon to marry him RIGHT NOW. What the hell is he thinking???

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Hmm just googled for what you were talking about. I do not fancy that much. Ah’m oot.

… and wax!

He has a successful career in television.

but for how long? He’s not getting any younger.

Don’t worry about him mate, he’s gonna Bardem it innit

TOLD YA.

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It did have elements of Rosemary’s baby and Repulsion though, agreed?

He could go into business with Joe Swax (I haven’t listened to the track below and am not responsible for its content)