oh shit do i have to do a fake present from my baby to my wife
yes you do
fuck
After she caught you watching porn the other week I think it’s the very least you can do.
oh wow great idea. we’ve got a friend staying with her baby over the weekend. i can get them both a joint present (something quite shit like chocolate) and write a card from the babies saying they clubbed together and bought the chocolate for their mums. gonna be cute af
You’re gonna get so many awwwwws Smee.
no i dont think you can do that
You absolutely must do this.
Think it’s rule #2 in the being a Dad rulebook after ‘keep child alive’.
should play it straight and fully commit to the concept ‘i’m sorry, I don’t know what to say, I guess the baby must have just forgot’
get stuffed!
Hopefully your wife won’t misconstrue this as you asking for a 3’s up with her mate.
it’s my mate. and who’s to say we dont 3 up with her all the time
Happy Mother’s Day!
I don’t even have a child!
thats what she’ll say if you try to pull some joint present bullshit. and then she’ll tell her pal about that time she caught you watching porn
who’s to say the three of us don’t regularly watch porn together
from your thread about the wife bollocking you for watching porn, id say your wife
Yeah but they might all watch it together. It might be the thing that they do.
It was the fact that smee had his own private session which is the bone of contention I reckon.
I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND / WE WERE ON A BREAK
