Mouth Talk

How’s your breath?
How many times a day you brushing your teeth?

  • Once
  • Twice
  • Somehow more
  • Somehow less

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Do your lips chap very often?
On a 1-10 scale how kissable is your mouth?


My lips don’t chap too much, but I often get corner-mouth-gunk.

Surprised by the number of one-brushers in that poll.


Been a one-brusher all my life, winning smile, no fillings - twice seems a waste.

Morning or evening?

I managed to get a referral for the removal of my wisdom teeth!

Morning/whenever I get up.


I was a one-brusher growing up (just the one before bed, didn’t bother in the morning, no idea why my parents didn’t call me out on it). But in my teenage years I felt shamed into doing it twice like it seemed proper adults did. Had tonnes of issues and several fillings as a youngster, but haven’t had any for a decade now. So in short, I’m a fan of brushing.

I’m a bit of a massive hypocrite though because I do prefer people’s breath after they’ve brushed, I just don’t.

Do you floss?

  • Yes
  • Never

0 voters

Some very odd reviews on this:

There aren’t enough hours in the day.

You should give it a go sometime.

I don’t think I will.

Ok, cool.

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Fillings: 2 (both due to impacted wisdom teeth)

Root canal: 1 (due to previous orthodontic work)

Teeth are okay otherwise.

My other half is in the Netherlands for a week. My mouth is horribly underused :frowning:

There’s a joke about being in the nether regions somewhere there I can’t quite piece together

He’s in a city called Assen, that must be enough material :joy: