Mouth Trouser Ratio

What percentage mouth v trousers are you?

I don’t think I make too many bold statements that I don’t back up. Although I’m something of rabid armchair revolutionary socialist so I probably score a little higher that way. I’m constantly quoting Kevin Rowland’s line “the only way to change things is to shoot men who arrange things” and to this point I’ve shot no one.

For anyone bewildered by this thread title/premise.

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You’ve just sounded the death knell on Norwich floristry.

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80 percent mouth

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I don’t wear trousers so 100% mouth?

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Yeah, they didn’t pedestrianise the town centre for nothing, you know.

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Pedant.

I was more taken when Kevin Rowlands said
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I’m with my boo
Boy, you know I’m crazy over you

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Sexist

Save it for thurs

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Maybe 95% mouth.

only this morning i was giving it the big one about how i could do a colin the caterpillar cake in under 20 minutes

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i mean… maybe that is true?

who knows. point is i am extremely confident with absolutely nothing to back it up

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I have like nine pairs of trousers but one mouth so 9:1

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A loads of folk in here mixing up percentages and ratios

percentage of people who have got this correct

5:2

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0:0 for me. I don’t talk a big game, and I also do fuck all.

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Blag yourself an invite to @rich-t’s wedding and then you can find out!

it’s been an emotional wedding… japes has eaten all the cake

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I’ll quite happily invite him as some grotesque evening entertainment and get him to plough through 8 colin cakes

thanks man that means a lot

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