Mr Bastard - Rolling Thread

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#1

This is like “The Noticer” but for Mr Bastard instead.

Current Mr Bastard: @anon19035908 - 08/04/2020

#2

What a shit thread

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#3

does evidence need presenting, or does mr bastard’s bastardry speak for itself

#4

Current Mr Bastard: @Aggpass - 08/04/2020

#5

Ordinarily evidence would be required

#6

okay thank you

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#7

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#8

don’t let mr bastard grind you down HAHAHA

#9

Hard to see how I’m ever going to recover from thi…oh no wait I’m fine.

#10

In the 80s it was kind of cool to be “a bit of a bastard”. Like Charles Frere in Howard’s Way. Meant you were a bit of a playa’

Everyone on here can hope to be “a bit of a cock” at best

#11

is cock above or below bastard on the insult pyramid?

#12

Below on both sexyness and level of insult

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#13

I think you should calm down, mate.

#14

I don’t think any of you are bastards, you’re all a GBOL ATDs and I’m DTF

#15

Mr. Bastard
Why don’t you tell it like it really is

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#16

I know what I want and I want it now
I want you
Cause I’m Mr Bastard

#17

Mr bastard
Bring me some bars

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#18

Ba ba ba ba

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#20

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I’m Mr Bastard.

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#21

Mr Bastard
Who do you think you are
Mr Bastard
You’re never gonna get my love