Mr Bastard - Rolling Thread

This is like “The Noticer” but for Mr Bastard instead.

Current Mr Bastard: @anon19035908 - 08/04/2020

What a shit thread


does evidence need presenting, or does mr bastard’s bastardry speak for itself

Current Mr Bastard: @Aggpass - 08/04/2020

Ordinarily evidence would be required

okay thank you

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don’t let mr bastard grind you down HAHAHA

Hard to see how I’m ever going to recover from thi…oh no wait I’m fine.

In the 80s it was kind of cool to be “a bit of a bastard”. Like Charles Frere in Howard’s Way. Meant you were a bit of a playa’

Everyone on here can hope to be “a bit of a cock” at best

is cock above or below bastard on the insult pyramid?

Below on both sexyness and level of insult

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I think you should calm down, mate.

I don’t think any of you are bastards, you’re all a GBOL ATDs and I’m DTF

Mr. Bastard
Why don’t you tell it like it really is

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I know what I want and I want it now
I want you
Cause I’m Mr Bastard

Mr bastard
Bring me some bars


Ba ba ba ba

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I’m Mr Bastard.


Mr Bastard
Who do you think you are
Mr Bastard
You’re never gonna get my love