Good morning Dr Pepper, I have a sharp pain in the knee, can you help me?
NO! I DON’T EXIST!
Nothing is real.
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Don’t worry:
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Mr Sheen shines nothing clean!
Because he doesn’t exist
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Mr Muscle?
Can’t lift away anything cause he doesn’t exist.
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Percy pig?
More like percy figment of your imagination
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Aunt Bessie? Ain’t Bessie more like!
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The Laughing Cow? More like The Laughing Chimera!
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Woah!
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Max Factor? DOES exist, born Maksymilian Faktorowicz.
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Ben Nevis? Just a mountain
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Captain Birdseye? Nah-ptain Birds-nay more like!
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Exceedingly good cakes is also a lie
Dr Pepper existed, he was a surgeon for the south during the civil war
He didnt make the drink though, the creators just thought people would trust his name
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Sounds like he was misunderstood
Mr Kilping
Just a brand
Captain Birdseye
Just a brand
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Phew, that’s very reassuring.
Wait, hang on. Uh oh.
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Aldi’s Professor Peppy. Not so peppy cause they don’t exist!
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Miss Selfridge - there was no such person, and to add to the confusion they didn’t sell fridges.
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