House of Fraser - not a house, not his.
Dorothy Perkins. Who is she? No one cause she doesn’t exist.
Quaker Oats man? Faker Oats man.
Ronald McDonald? That is one fictional clown motherfucker
Cheetos Cat? Ersatz Twat
The man from Del Con-te more like!
Martin Clunes, just a caricature of a real human…
Professor Weeto coasts along on an honourary PhD. Dude’s a fucking fraud and that’s why you don’t see him on the cereals anymore
Weetos themselves were never peer reviewed you know