Ok, so
I was a resident DJ at 93 feet East back at the turn of the Willenium, before I moved to Europe. The venue had been booked to host the Smah Hits Poll Winners Party after show and the management asked me to DJ the warm up set for the Main DJ attraction; Dane Bowers.
At this point I should point out that the party was not particularly glamorous; A1, Blue, Atomic Kitten (one of whom was Dane’s gal at the time) …that sort of thing. All of the Smash Hits staff were there though & they were really keen on having a proper good time.
Anyway, it being Smash Hits I brought along and played a totally 80s pop set - MJ, Prince, Five Star, Pet Shop Boys, ABC, Madonna, etc. to the obvious glee of the attendant Smash Hits writers.
After a couple of hours my set is done & it’s Dane’s turn. He gets up to the DJ booth, cranks up the volume to an excruciating level and starts train-wreck mixing the cheesiest Essex handbag 2step & garage stuff you can imagine and after about 15 minutes 3 Smash Hits writers are up in my face begging me to go back on - I am the request.
I tell them that I can’t just kick him off & in any case I played all the records I’d brought with me. They go off and come back with some older dude - I guess the editor or someone higher up at Smash Hits - who offers me £500 to go home, get some more records and carry on playing adding “Don’t worry about Dane, I’ll deal with him”
15 minutes & two cab rides later I began what turned into a 5 hour set & Dane took his Atomic Kitten & left the venue. The end.