MTFTSB - Bad christmas songs

This was brought to my attention recently. It really is something.

Not sure if there’s any mileage in this as a thread, or even if it’s already been done, but I wanted to put this out there.

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Santa Baby. Grim all round

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any of the indie ones apart from that beach house one and the one by the waitresses

Mariah can do one as well. Awful.

Most of them tbh tbf. Let’s face it, Christmas music probbly has the lowest quality quotient of any genre…

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bollocks.

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There must be a million bad Christmas songs that nobody’s ever listened to. There’s only 2-3 bad ones of the famous songs though. Not many genres have such a high quality for songs that people bother to listen to.

Why is no-one biting? I’m annoying myself now.

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I don’t really like Christmas songs

Wrong

Is this good or bad? I can’t decide.

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I like the wedding present. I dislike this song.

All of the big Xmas songs are totally awful. The only Christmas album I’ll listen to is The Christmas Tree Ship by I Like Trains.

Now, has anyone got a wheelbarrow I can borrow to take all my indie points home in?

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fucks. sake.

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The Jackson Five version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. So shrill.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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but how else will we know who’s coming to town?

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and furthermore, if the boys are back?

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Not sure about that - what exactly is decent out of this shower of shit*?

*Caveat: I really like the Jona Lewie song tbh tbf…

This is just awful!