#53

That doesn’t even rhyme, Smee. IT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME.

Bovril’s sloshing all over the place in this thread now.

#54

you need to read it in bob dylan’s tongue:
And yoooouuuu
You Stuuuuuu…
Pid Cunt

#55

Yeah I felt a bit bad after tbh.

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#56

You awful, awful man.

#57

is that a thing? Just googled and the only thing i can find is Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, so sorrry to those guys I guess

#58

:hugs:

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#60

Please leave me alone, I just want to play Candy Crush and go home and have a burrito

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#61

Have to say NV, if this is the worst rhyme you can come up with you have lived a charmed life.

#62

cc @anon5266188

#63

I’m confused. The rhyme in the OP is brilliant.

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#64

how has it got to 63 posts and no one has pointed out that Noah thinks Express Yourself is called Respect Yourself

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#65

Still better than that greensleeves abomination on the new album innit

#66

Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog

‘You are my girl, and you don’t even know it
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
You’re the funny little frog in my throat’ (pronounced like throw-it)

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#67

incorrect.

when he changes the delivery to ‘never be heav-en with-out you’ at like 2:27 says you’re wrong.

Also that aside, reading the lyrics it’s like comparing Pablo Neruda to William McGonagall

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#69

I love the Beastie Boys, but come on, Pass The Mic:

Everybody’s Rapping Like It’s A Commercial
Actin’ Like Life Is A Big Commercial

Makes me crack up every time (which may very well be the point, but still)

#70

I think I just really like weird, force rhymes.

One of my favourite Dylan lyrics:
“Born in Red Hook, Brooklyn in the year of ah-who-knows-when,
Opened up his eyes, to the toon of an accordion!”

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#71

slip like freudian,
your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

^belongs in a best rhymes thread, obviously

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#72

Remember me God, clean timbs with emery board
He only came to save the game like a memory card

perfectly dates it to 2003 like a Dreamcast Arsenal shirt

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