#54

you need to read it in bob dylan’s tongue:
And yoooouuuu
You Stuuuuuu…
Pid Cunt

#55

Yeah I felt a bit bad after tbh.

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#56

You awful, awful man.

#57

is that a thing? Just googled and the only thing i can find is Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, so sorrry to those guys I guess

#58

:hugs:

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#59
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#60

Please leave me alone, I just want to play Candy Crush and go home and have a burrito

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#61

Have to say NV, if this is the worst rhyme you can come up with you have lived a charmed life.

#62

cc @anon5266188

#63

I’m confused. The rhyme in the OP is brilliant.

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#64

how has it got to 63 posts and no one has pointed out that Noah thinks Express Yourself is called Respect Yourself

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#65

Still better than that greensleeves abomination on the new album innit

#66

Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog

‘You are my girl, and you don’t even know it
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
You’re the funny little frog in my throat’ (pronounced like throw-it)

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#67

incorrect.

when he changes the delivery to ‘never be heav-en with-out you’ at like 2:27 says you’re wrong.

Also that aside, reading the lyrics it’s like comparing Pablo Neruda to William McGonagall

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#69

I love the Beastie Boys, but come on, Pass The Mic:

Everybody’s Rapping Like It’s A Commercial
Actin’ Like Life Is A Big Commercial

Makes me crack up every time (which may very well be the point, but still)

#70

I think I just really like weird, force rhymes.

One of my favourite Dylan lyrics:
“Born in Red Hook, Brooklyn in the year of ah-who-knows-when,
Opened up his eyes, to the toon of an accordion!”

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#71

slip like freudian,
your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

^belongs in a best rhymes thread, obviously

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#72

Remember me God, clean timbs with emery board
He only came to save the game like a memory card

perfectly dates it to 2003 like a Dreamcast Arsenal shirt

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#73

Got more lyrics than the church got 'ooh Lord’s
And he hold the mix and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you! Don’t touch the mic like it’s AIDS on it

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