#56

You awful, awful man.

#57

is that a thing? Just googled and the only thing i can find is Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, so sorrry to those guys I guess

#58

:hugs:

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#60

Please leave me alone, I just want to play Candy Crush and go home and have a burrito

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#61

Have to say NV, if this is the worst rhyme you can come up with you have lived a charmed life.

#62

cc @anon5266188

#63

I’m confused. The rhyme in the OP is brilliant.

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#64

how has it got to 63 posts and no one has pointed out that Noah thinks Express Yourself is called Respect Yourself

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#65

Still better than that greensleeves abomination on the new album innit

#66

Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog

‘You are my girl, and you don’t even know it
I am livin out the life of a poet
I am the jester in the ancient court
You’re the funny little frog in my throat’ (pronounced like throw-it)

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#67

incorrect.

when he changes the delivery to ‘never be heav-en with-out you’ at like 2:27 says you’re wrong.

Also that aside, reading the lyrics it’s like comparing Pablo Neruda to William McGonagall

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#69

I love the Beastie Boys, but come on, Pass The Mic:

Everybody’s Rapping Like It’s A Commercial
Actin’ Like Life Is A Big Commercial

Makes me crack up every time (which may very well be the point, but still)

#70

I think I just really like weird, force rhymes.

One of my favourite Dylan lyrics:
“Born in Red Hook, Brooklyn in the year of ah-who-knows-when,
Opened up his eyes, to the toon of an accordion!”

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#71

slip like freudian,
your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

^belongs in a best rhymes thread, obviously

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#72

Remember me God, clean timbs with emery board
He only came to save the game like a memory card

perfectly dates it to 2003 like a Dreamcast Arsenal shirt

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#73

Got more lyrics than the church got 'ooh Lord’s
And he hold the mix and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you! Don’t touch the mic like it’s AIDS on it

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#74

Tom Whyman For President by Parcel Force

let’s set a precedent
Tom Whyman for president
it would be excellent
so make me president

When I watching the much missed mathpop band Colour for the first time they also rhymed precedent with president, so I text him to let him know. Pretty sure his reply was “Excellent”

#75

Oh good, no-one’s done Robbie Williams’ Rudebox yet. Honestly think you could have done a thread about bad lyrics in this song alone. Contenders:

Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Do you wear your knee socks (ohh)

or

OK then, back to spaceship
Take both pills, f.uck the Matrix
Jack those Jills, shake your Playtex
Rock three stripes, not the Asics
A-D-I-D-A-S old school, 'cause it’s the best
(Yes)
TK Maxx cost less
(Yes)
Jackson looks a mess
(Bless)

or (and I think this one is my favourite, possibly favourite of all time)

OK then, what to do
If you try to jack me I’ll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I’ll rudebox your whole crew
’Cause it’s what I do
Ain’t that right boo (true)

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