MTftSB - CHART REPORT


#1

Pick a song from the charts that you haven’t heard before and report back.


#2

where are the charts?


#3

Here


#4

I’ve only heard one and thats that Rag and Bone Man. Based on that, I am unwilling to hear any others

didnt even know Ted Sheeran had new ones out


#5

I’d prefer it if Sage the Gemini was called Gemini the Sage


#6


this is bad
very bad
fuck you @The_Excession

gave up after 1:20


#7

Number 25 - New Entry
Train - Play That Song

So Train still exist then, so there’s that. They’ve totally ripped off a song that everyone knows and I don’t know the name of*. They’ve tacked on some unforgivably limp “Ooh Mr DJ play this song” lyrical drivel, ignoring the fact that you’d walk out of a pub if this came on, never mind a club. Music for people who don’t really like music.

*Heart and Soul, the Youtube comments inform me.


#8

whaaaat, do we now have to consider Train a THREE hit wonder???


#9

@JohnM


#10

I thought Train’s lyrics would likely be the most vacuous I heard today, but this might beat it.


#11

I’d guess this would be it for them though, he looks dead inside.


#12

When would that video have not looked incredibly dated? 1997?


#13

Seems about right. I watched it right to the end, there’s a faux-celebration for getting his song on the radio that made me want to go out and key some cars.


#14

Eurgh - There’s a Maroon 5 song ft. Kendrick. FFS (obviously not listening to it ever)
did try this one though and it’s actually pretty good


#15

really digging this, pretty sure I’ve heard it before though (advert?)


#16

I like this one. Got some definite Boys of Summer in there.


#17

Listened to the less creepy Ed Sheeran song. 4/10.

He’s pretty smarmy when he’s singing about his old friends - “listen to what all the LOSERS I used to hang out with are doing with their lives while I’m playing Wembley and shagging Nicole Scherzinger”


#18

John Legend - Love Me Now

Mainly picked it because I thought John Legend had stopped doing music decades ago. Maybe I’m thinking of someone else.

I started off hating it. I don’t like all this all over the place vocal shit but it’s quite pleasant I guess. (I’m not watching the video because fuck that)


#19

You’re thinking of John Lennon (dead)


#20

My wife’s family come from Framlingham, where the eponymous castle is. They are pretty wild with excitement about the whole thing.

Also, the lyrics “Running from the law through the backfields” - my arse. There’s barely a policeman in the whole of Suffolk.