MTftSB: impractical/unfeasible requests & promises in songs

Content to follow. Cheers @aggpass for the idea!

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OP included:
A thousand miles - Vanessa Carlton
I wanna be (500 miles) - The Proclaimers
To the moon & back - Savage Garden
Love in an elevator - Aerosmith

I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)

Meatloaf’s lover "hey Meatloaf. I was wondering. Did you fancy being pegged later? I’ve always fancied it."
Meatloaf: “I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! BUT I WON’T DO THAT!” power chords
"Ah okay… No worries… Erm okay"
Ten minutes later
Meatloaf’s lover "hey Meatloaf. I was wondering. Did you fancy taking the old Vauxhall Zafira out and engaging in a bit of dogging later? I’ve always fancied it. Plus it’s a relatively mild evening.“
Meatloaf: “I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! BUT I WON’T DO THAT!” power chords
"But you said that last time! You’re full of shit, Meatloaf”

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the looks of Brad Pitt, the brains of a rocket scientist, AND a car. absolute bollocks are you not impressed, Shania

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I think this thread has legs. Do it!

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But enough about @sadpunk !

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I could stay awake just to hear you breathing.

Just listen all day instead, you’ll be grumpy in the morning otherwise.

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‘Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.’

How’s that work then Noel??

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“You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you”

Everything, Bryan Adams? Was your last poo for your lover? “EVERYTHING I POO, I POO IT FOR YOU”

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Take my breath away!

You need that, love.

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“we’ll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth”

How are you planning to do that, Belinda? Buy up some land off the A14 and erect some pearly gates? Sounds like bollocks to me!

“Like when you said close your eyes
And come and cross my street”

That sounds dangerous and not at all sensible, Michael Head out of Shack.

“Then I’ll dig a tunnel from my window to yours”

Windows are above ground, mate. Just walk up to my bloody window.

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But their neighbourhood is buried in snow! so digging a tunnel through that is a perfectly feasible thing to do.

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This really tickled me. Thanks, hankscorpio.

Thankscorpio.

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I just died in your arms tonight

ee-uw

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Kelly Rowland expecting a text back from Nelly in Dilemma, when she’s using microsoft excel

‘Oh what a feeling, when we’re dancing on the ceiling.’

If you think that you’re dancing on the ceiling, then maybe it’s time to lay off the acid Lionel.

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Perhaps she was planning to attach that to an email, with some other pivot tables

You’ve fucking done him here Tilly, absolutely destroyed.

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