MTftSB: impractical/unfeasible requests & promises in songs


#1

Content to follow. Cheers @aggpass for the idea!


Abandoned thread ideas
#2

OP included:
A thousand miles - Vanessa Carlton
I wanna be (500 miles) - The Proclaimers
To the moon & back - Savage Garden
Love in an elevator - Aerosmith


#3

I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)

Meatloaf’s lover "hey Meatloaf. I was wondering. Did you fancy being pegged later? I’ve always fancied it."
Meatloaf: “I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! BUT I WON’T DO THAT!” power chords
"Ah okay… No worries… Erm okay"
Ten minutes later
Meatloaf’s lover "hey Meatloaf. I was wondering. Did you fancy taking the old Vauxhall Zafira out and engaging in a bit of dogging later? I’ve always fancied it. Plus it’s a relatively mild evening.“
Meatloaf: “I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE! BUT I WON’T DO THAT!” power chords
"But you said that last time! You’re full of shit, Meatloaf”


#4

the looks of Brad Pitt, the brains of a rocket scientist, AND a car. absolute bollocks are you not impressed, Shania


#5

I think this thread has legs. Do it!


#6

But enough about @sadpunk !


#7

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing.

Just listen all day instead, you’ll be grumpy in the morning otherwise.


#8

‘Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.’

How’s that work then Noel??


#9

“You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you”

Everything, Bryan Adams? Was your last poo for your lover? “EVERYTHING I POO, I POO IT FOR YOU”


#10

Take my breath away!

You need that, love.


#11

“we’ll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth”

How are you planning to do that, Belinda? Buy up some land off the A14 and erect some pearly gates? Sounds like bollocks to me!


#12

“Like when you said close your eyes
And come and cross my street”

That sounds dangerous and not at all sensible, Michael Head out of Shack.


#13

“Then I’ll dig a tunnel from my window to yours”

Windows are above ground, mate. Just walk up to my bloody window.


#14

But their neighbourhood is buried in snow! so digging a tunnel through that is a perfectly feasible thing to do.


#15

This really tickled me. Thanks, hankscorpio.

Thankscorpio.


#16

I just died in your arms tonight

ee-uw


#17

Kelly Rowland expecting a text back from Nelly in Dilemma, when she’s using microsoft excel


#18

‘Oh what a feeling, when we’re dancing on the ceiling.’

If you think that you’re dancing on the ceiling, then maybe it’s time to lay off the acid Lionel.


#19

Perhaps she was planning to attach that to an email, with some other pivot tables


#20

You’ve fucking done him here Tilly, absolutely destroyed.