MTftSB - lyrics that describe your life just now

Spent the last year motivating everyone else
While I should have been motivating myself
I’ve hardly moved or got off the couch
In my house

I’ve never had to knock on wood
And I’m glad I haven’t yet
Because I’m sure it isn’t good
That’s the impression that I get

Look out honey, 'cause I’m using technology (PC running Windows 10)
Ain’t got time to make no apology (got a meeting in a bit and stuff to prepare)
Soul radiation in the dead of night (this)
Love in the middle of a fire fight (ready if you are)
Honey, gotta strike me blind (I had honey on my yoghurt this morning, can still see though lol!)
Somebody gotta save my soul (self explanatory)
Baby, penetrate my mind (go on I dare you!)

EDIT : I am also LITERALLY a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.


They call you Hollywood don’t make me laugh
Cuz your movies and your actin’ skills are both trash
Your movies straight to video the box office can’t stand
While I got myself a feature role in Spider Man
Ya hidin’ man but when I find you it’s on
And when I slam ya to the dirt you’ll wish you’s never born
I smell a coward mmmm is that you Hogan
Macho’s gonna kick ya butt is the slogan


So it seems I was far too sincere in my OP … :sweat_smile:

Late night
Come home
Work sucks
I know

- DeLonge


Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Knowing ain’t half the battle
That’s a bullshit quip written by some asshole
You can own what you are
And still sit around stoned in your car
Not doing shit, halfway to nill
Cranky and waiting for a boss key and hat full of bills
Get out the car, CH

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Girlfriend is in GOMA I know, I know it’s serious

Boss screaming in my ear about who I’m supposed to be
Get a 3-piece wall street smile and son you’ll look just like me
I said "hey man, there’s something that you oughta know I’ll tell ya Park Avenue leads to Skid! Row!