MTftSB: recent misheard lyrics

I’d heard this on the radio a few times and was convinced that, at the end of the chorus, she sings “shower the horse, I’m done” (which I just assumed was some kind of colloqualism). Turns out I was wrong.

Anyone else got any?

There’s a bit in Christmas is Awesome by Reuben (topical) that I’m choosing to believe is yer man shouting “Pokémon!” but it almost certainly isn’t.

I reckon they had the song title to “Ciao, Adios” so it was more radio-friendly, because she’s definitely saying that…

She’s even on a clean-looking horse at the end of the video.

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Shower the horse = wash your penis?

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Thought it was “Don’t be afraid to catch fish” for quite a long time.

Definitely sounds like that.

so it’s turns out it’s “ride on time” not “right on time” huh?

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After listening and hearing 'Shower de ‘orse, I’m done’, I, too, am done. :smiley:

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:shower: :horse:

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I always thought the end of Dethink to Survive by Mclusky was ‘Toilet breaker’ rather than ‘Danny Baker’ if we can skip the ‘recent’ bit?

Somethin’s wrong cause my mind is fading,
And everywhere I look there’s a dead end waiting,
Temperature’s dropping at the rotten oasis
Stealing kisses from the leprous faces
Heads are hanging from the garbageman trees
Mouthwash, jukebox, gasoline,
Pistols are pointing at a poor man’s pockets
Smiling eyes with 'em out of the sockets

Gary Neville’s haircut in my mind
Gary Neville’s haircut in my mind
Gary Neville’s haircut in my mind
Gary Neville’s haircut in my mind

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(he shouts oh come on)

Why would you lie

There is a man who lives next door
Always a fussing fart
Always a fussing fart

Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

Horse Guards Parade!

People get older?

That depresses me beyond words.

It was only at karaoke a month or so back that I discovered the line in Power of Love is

“change a hawk to a little white dove”

10 year old me had no concept of hawks and doves as opposites so I always heard it as “change of heart” which doesn’t really make much more sense but I guess in my head it was more in keeping with the song?

The hardcore porn the band were allegedly named after?