I can’t get enuffin of those muffins
I can really, not had one for ages
The best part of a sweet muffin is the “lid”
The “arse” is generally dry and disappointing and too crumby.
Alright Elaine Benes
I have no idea who that is so I’m choosing to take it as a compliment
I enjoy a muffin. This surprises me too considering how big a fan I am of icing. But sometimes it’s nice. Also, sometimes muffins have icing on them. They’re just a bigger cup cake aren’t they.
Nice and moist.
Some berries or choco chunks
Maybe a bit of jam.
Really like the muffins you get that have crunchy sugary bits on top.
Also feel like less of treat so makes you feel less guilty if you’re the type to feel guilt when you eat cake. Which you shouldn’t because everyone should have their cake and eat it.
“We can offer you a choice today of a nice slice of cake, cupcakes, muffins or brownies…”
“Ooooh a muffin please!”
- An idiot.
Ooohhhh! It’s a character from 80s Friends
Ban request.
Really like it when these threads get big view numbers compared to the amount of posts. Like a load of people click on it and are just like “oh no not this cunt again, BYE!”
We were on a break! (From our shift at the muffin shop)
Just had an argument with him indoors cause of this thread. Asked if he wanted me to make some breakfast muffins this weekend and he was like “what, the thing McDonald’s use?” And I was like “no you absolute bell, savoury breakfast egg muffins” and he was like “yeah, McDonald’s muffins” and I was like “NO, KNOW YOUR MUFFINS FFS” and sent a pic from google images of a savoury breakfast egg muffin and he said “that’s a breakfast scone” and now he’s not getting breakfast on Saturday morning
The worst of all the muffins
JFC.
Honestly don’t even know the difference between muffins and cupcakes
No need to find out, both rubbish.
think you came on too strong in the OP, should’ve just said you’re on the fence about muffins and then subtly undermined people who eat them