I was gonna say that I’ve stopped reading reviews nowadays, but then I realised I’ve been reading the AV Club TV reviews fairly religiously and think I’ve basically just found the style I like most.
For me reviews are best when they’re written by someone who on some level actually gets what the show/album/band are trying to do, even if they don’t like it. That way the review reads less as someone working out whether it is good or bad, and more like someone piecing together what exactly they like about something, or working out how something works within the context of its other work.
For example, this R.E.M. retrospective made a great read, even though I disagree with huge amounts of what he says, because it feels like a fan working out why they care about one of their favourite bands - a feeling I can obviously relate to. More importantly, it prompts me to think in new ways about things I’ve already listened to and have kind of compartmentalised in my head (English Lit grads think Defamiliarisation). This is why I think I like reading reviews of things I’ve already listened to or heard at least once.
As a result I don’t think it bothers me too much if a review looks massively at social context or focuses only on the guitar tones as both approaches provide an equally valid way of looking at the music. It’s hard for me to think about The Suburbs, for example, without thinking about where I lived at the time I heard it and the context of my life. Likewise as much as she really annoys me, this Amanda Palmer piece on The Cure is really engrossing because she doesn’t want to work out what’s good as much as work out why she feels a certain way about them now, which is much more interesting to me.
The problem is neither of these styles are that appropriate for a site like DiS that needs to review all new releases, so I don’t tend to read much (I guess fangasm is going in this direction). But at the same time it’s the reason the forum is a good place to discover music, as people are much more likely to talk about their personal experiences with records or gigs or something, and I’ve got into some great stuff as a result.