Every few months I try to play along to see if I am fast enough yet. I never am. 16th whole way through ffs

The Rat sounds fine on my first listen. A bit like Razorlight maybe? No points.

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Haha

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whisper it but it’s more than a little landfill at it’s core

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Smashing Pumpkins tracks is fun, especially the slide guitar

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Random, but when I was still brass banding a few years ago we played Toccata at the end of a fun gig, and the conductor was trying to kill me so we played it at the speed of light.

Speaking of semiquavers throughout…

edit: I’m on kit. Most props go to James on xylophone - he’s in the Marines so he’s supposed to be good.

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laughing quite a lot at the version of Driving Home For Christmas that autoplayed after this

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Thank you! I hurt my throat a lot recording that.

This is INTENSE! that xylophone player! My word!

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He’s amazing. Cost the band a fortune!

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For anyone who’s interested, here are the translated lyrics to the polar bear tune. Had to go and check!

Polar bear
Polar bear
Cold ice, cold ice

Polar bear

I’d like to be a polar bear
In the cold polar region
Then I wouldn’t have to scream anymore
Everything would be so clear
I’d like to be a polar bear
In the cold polar region
Then I wouldn’t have to scream anymore
Everything would be so clear

I’d like to be a polar bear
In the cold polar region
Then I wouldn’t have to scream anymore
Everything would be so clear
Polar bears never have to cry
Polar bears never have to cry

Polar bears never have to cry, never cry
Polar bears never have to cry, never cry
Polar bears never have to cry, never cry
Polar bears never have to cry

Polar bear
Oh, polar bear
Polar bear
Oh, polar bear

Cold ice, cold ice, polar bear
Cold ice, everything white, polar bear
Cold ice, cold ice, polar bear
No fear, it’s getting cold, polar bear

so true. so true.

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Holy shit! My arms would fall off trying to do anything stop it that fast

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ooof

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The one Walkmen album I listened to all the way through (no of course I don’t remember which one it was) reminded me of a more earnest Stereophonics.

@anon3515918 can you post your version of the rat pls

I did!

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I’d say they overestimate how easy polar bears have it, tbh

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It’s a shame nobody added this. I strongly considered it!

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iorek byrnison had an absolutely shit time. None of that is addressed here.