My back (tuesday filth)


#1

It’s in absolute bits. Stinging pain right between the shoulder blades. Can’t bend or twist.

Not thinly veiled: it has definitely come into being after a sexual act I may have performed this morning.

Anyone got any experience of this? I’m just getting old right? Young man’s game, etc.

Tell me about your back problems/sexual proclivity/young men’s games.


#2

My neck
My back

lick my pussy and my crack


#3

Banjo string: yes
Back: no


#4

I sometimes tweak my back a bit if thrusting away a little over-enthusiastically.


#5

I will be giving all of those, plus your ‘lovely lady lumps’ a very wide berth.


#6

someone… fucked you in the spine? do you have a blowhole or something?


#7

No, this is not what happened.


#8

if you get a rib removed it makes it easier


#9

:smiley: ffs, that’s done me


#10

Tuesday morning? Were you late for work?


#11

fond memories of knocking someone’s pelvis askew, way back when. good times. obviously the other person did not agree at the time but found it funny afterwards


#12

Blank post


#13

look your pelvis is fine now


#14

She’s on a late shift this week, so so am I.


#15

TMI: I was returning a favour.


#16

How the hell did you do this?


#17

enthusiasm and optimistic positioning.


#18

you both have blowholes? god i’ve missed a lot


#19

Pelvis Wrestly


#20

I’ve pulled muscles before whilst really putting my back into it (sorry mrsteve not the time to joke)
The worst was in my thigh, which would’ve been just annoying rather than embarrassing had I not had to walk home in the morning in my full Halloween costume (zombie)