My boxers are all looking threadbare around the undercarriage again...

stop lunging all the time

There’s a trick to this. It’s a big of a faff and you’ll think it’s ridiculous, but basically line the crotch of your new jeans with cutoffs from your old jeans.

Genuinely works. At first i thought it’d be unfomfortable, but quite the opposite. You need someone with a sewing machine and a bit of knowhow. No idea how they sew them in without it showing on the outside, but…

I definitely prefer loose boxer sshorts.


Gonna need a diagram or something here blud

It’s just a reinforced gusset.


Just basically reinforce the inner seams and the area your inner legs rub together causing them to give way with an extra panel of denim.

I’ve gone from getting six months out of a pair of jeans to them lasting four or five years without ballyjeanholes as i think they’re professionalky known.

Are you a horse?

(For your FYI: Next hipsters is the correct answer 517714 )